I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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