Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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