what if I'm pregnant?
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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