the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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