Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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