I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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