Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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