Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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