don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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