totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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