How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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