Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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