Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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