that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it's like iHOP with fire
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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