So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
we should paint friendship bongs
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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