Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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