I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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