Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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