i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just had sex on a roof
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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