I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
is it fun? or sober?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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