Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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