The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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