Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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