she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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