please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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