called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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