Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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