That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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