Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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