So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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