dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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