how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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