This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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