So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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