i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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