i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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