VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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