Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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