the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Life is so much better after having sex.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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