wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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