we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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