yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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