who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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