THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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