We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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