i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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