I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
