its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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