we're chasing vodka with high fives
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
My ATM looks so different sober.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
