i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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