Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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